10. Buddy Garrity (AKA Tyra's sister's best customer at the stip club--when does this man have time to go to a strip club?)9. The fact that daughter Julie has just made her first bad grrrl friend (technically he doesn't know yet, but trust me, this is gonna chap him but good)
8. Matt Saracen continuing to date his daughter (though breaking his daughter's heart is also gonna sting)
7. His wife working (at school and for lesbian politicans)
6. The current administration's foreign policies (what, you think he only cares about football?)
5. Getting sued by the Street family.
4. Mandatory appearances on local sports shows (see also Buddy Garrity and Matt Saracen)
3. People tellin' him how to do his damn job (see above and add one lesbian politician)
2. Smash Williams using steroids.
1. Okies.
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