Saturday, November 04, 2006

Who’s Who: Degrassi

People who were nicer AFTER tragedy struck:

PAIGE was a bitch until Evil Dean date raped her. Then she gave Spinner the chance he deserved. She harnessed her anger in a song that drove her attacker running from the Battle of the Bands and before long she was being nice to Ellie and taking responsibility for her actions.

JIMMY was kind of a douche before he got shot. He wasn’t evil or anything (he did help Marco after he was the victim of a hate crime), but as a result of being shot by the kid he once bullied, Jimmy got in touch with his artistic side and learned there was more to life than basketball.

SPINNER'S role in the school shooting caused his friends to abandon him. It wasn’t an easy road to redemption, but he dealt with his anger and grief by throwing himself into the Christian Friendship Club. When his new friend Linus exposed himself as a bigot, Spinner stood by Marco and earned back his trust.

People who nicer BEFORE tragedy struck:

EMMA was so sweet and innocent. Then she almost got shot by Crazy Rick and she responded by hanging out in the ravine with Jay and catching Gonorrhea. This would be kind of awesome if she didn’t also start dating a sociopath and acting like a boring mean girl all the time. Emma was once cool and quirky. Now she’s kind of an asshole.

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