The Wet Blankets
LIBERTY: “Wah. My boyfriend knocked me up because he refused to accept the fact that jumbo condoms weren’t actually the size he required. I was always an insufferable know-it-all and now I’m an insufferable bore.”
ASHLEY: “Boo hoo. My boyfriend cheated on me, knocked up the school slut, begged for my forgiveness and then when I finally slept with him, went crazy bi-polar and ruined my dad’s gay wedding.” Okay, second thought, Ashley’s life kind of sucks. I still wish she’d stayed in England.
LIBERTY: “Wah. My boyfriend knocked me up because he refused to accept the fact that jumbo condoms weren’t actually the size he required. I was always an insufferable know-it-all and now I’m an insufferable bore.”
ASHLEY: “Boo hoo. My boyfriend cheated on me, knocked up the school slut, begged for my forgiveness and then when I finally slept with him, went crazy bi-polar and ruined my dad’s gay wedding.” Okay, second thought, Ashley’s life kind of sucks. I still wish she’d stayed in England.
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