VH1 is stretching the definition of CelebReality with The Bachelorette to Flavor of Love's The Bachelor. After being TWICE burned by Flavor Flav, Tiffany AKA New York is back on TV, looking for her prince charming. And the folks at VH1 have rounded up quite a group for her to choose from.It's a mixed bag of TV-hungry weirdos, marginally employed "musicians," probable gays and maybe (just maybe) one dude with higher than a fourth grade education who watched Flavor of Love and said, "You know what? She's a crazy bitch, but I want her to be MY crazy bitch."
One of the gentlemen even greets our girl with a "You’re putting the hurt on my penis." Another declares that she's so hot, the sight of her almost gives him "wood." Classy. Luckily New York's tough as nails and possibly insane mother (who showed up on Flavor of Love long enough to proclaim that Flav was a loser) is around to put the suitors through her finely tuned BS detector. My favorite moments included her asking various men if they were gay and/or had ever had a sexual experience with a man. Some of them were totally lying when they said no.
No comments:
Post a Comment