Logan graduates to CBS

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Jason Dohring has been cast as an ancient vampire/mischievous young hedge-fund trader on Warner Bros. TV and Silver Pictures' Vampire/PI show Moonlight.

Who gave Joel Silver my dream journal?

Battlestar Galactica viewing update: Done!

BIG FRAKKING SPOILER ALERT

I've scooped my brain back into my head and I'm slowly regaining the ability to think about things other the final five (now down to possibly one) and whether Starbuck's real or just in Apollo's head the way Six and Baltar are in one another’s.

Everyone's right: the show is fan-frakking-tastic (yeah, I'm gonna use "frak," deal with it). Remember when Starbuck bugged me? Yeah, me neither. Love her. Love the hair, love the tats, love that she's a complete dude. Off shoot of my Starbuck love: Sam. Love! And you know what? Tory and Seelix need to step the frak off.

You know who I wanna be when I grow up? President Laura Roslin. Sometimes she makes horrible calls: "Let's pretend Hera's dead," "Biological weapons? Don't mind if I do!" but she's such a bad ass! Ooh... except I don't really wanna have terminal cancer or all those weird visions. They seem like a drag. Also a drag, being betrayed on the stand my Lee for the sake of justice. I agreed with his rationale, but when she quietly reminded him of the trust they once shared, Mary McDonnell plucked out my heart and slammed it to the ground. Then she took her sensible shoes and stomped the life out of it with the declaration that she's not a druggie, bitch; her cancer's back.

In addition to the cylon-mindfrak, you know what caught me off guard? The realization that Billy is Will from Nobody's Watching. Who frakking knew?

Okay, that was one too many fraks. I'll stop...

30 Rock got renewed!

So raise a glass to NBC and try to forgive them for the Black Donnellys. Which, by the way, has been officially cancelled.